I used to believe that an erection was a curse that had somehow come upon me and that when I was gonna have sex (not quite knowing the mechanics of it at the time)I'd have to run to the bathroom and wait for it to go away before she'd notice and I'd be embarrased. Sad yet true....
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe whenever I got an erection it meant I had to pee.— Adam
- I used to believe that a homosexual is a man who doesn't have erection. — paatrik
- I used to believe that an erection was called a 'wallet'.Anon
- i used believe and erection was when your testicles went into your penisAnon
- I thought "sake" was a curse word— shh
- I used to think you had to get special permission from your parents to use curse words— zeitgeist