when i was little i used to believe that a giant turtle would climb up my toilet and nite me in the butt!
A childhood belief about fear of
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that crocodiles lived in the toilet and would bite my butt when I had to go to the loo.— Oz
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- When I was a child i thought turtle wax, was to wax turtles.— J.P.
- I used to believe that pickles were hot dogs made from turtle meat.— Jerry Moe the Gimp
- Turtles can fly. I believed it for ages.
My turtle got lost or probably died and I was told it flew away.Anon - A common misheard lyric in BMTH’s ‘Shadow Moses’ is “THIS IS SANDPIT TURTLE!”— Oli