Up until my twenties (yeah, I know) I was seriously confused about the saying "you can't have your cake and eat it too." I thought that if you were eating your cake, weren't you HAVING it? For some reason, the light dawned one day and it was like a spiritual awakening.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe making a cake from scratch meant using a box mix rather than buying a cake from the store.— EZ
- when i was 4 i thought an earthquake was an earth cake!— chardog
- I thought that Devil's food cake was invented by Satanists!— Dietrich Corby
- I used to believe that all dessert was birthday cake.— David
- I used to belive that however many pieces of cake you had determined how old you were turning!Anon
- I used to believe that a fish cake was a fish in sponge and coated in icing. I believed this until I was 9.Anon