when i was around 5 i think, i was sleeping at my grandmothers house and i was watching tv on the couch and it was on teletoon. one of those adult cartoons came on after one of my shows and suddenly my penis went solid. i asked my grandma why it was so long and hard and she said it was because it was sleeping. i believed that until i found my dad's playboys and it happened again. my suspicions were verified during last year's health classes! lol
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I believed that Santa Clause lived on the moon. I mean how else could he see you when you was sleeping? — danger101
- Long grass with black seeds were really ant hotels, and the seeds were sleeping ants.— angelsheep
- that if i swang high enough on the swing set at my grandmothers house...i could catch a cloud for her.— nicole
- i used to think that when a fish floated to the top it was sleeping.— Kriket Evens
- I belived that santa came every night to se if i was sleeping— david
- I used to believe that towels were sleeping ghosts, and at night they would come out and get you— bajd