The deadline for signing up to be an altar boy was fast approaching, and I knew my family wanted me to join. My mom found me depressed and crying the night before the deadline. She pressed me for details, and I admitted that I just wasn't sure I wanted to sign my life over to the priesthood yet. Where in the world I got the idea that becoming an altar boy meant I was a priest for life, I have no idea, but mom's reassurances never provided more comfort than on that night.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I somehow got the idea that if I boiled a rock, it would come to life. My dad disproved that...Anon
- I used to believe that all my stuffed animals would come to life at night.— Carrie
- I used to believe my dolls would come to life at night and have a party while i was sleeping. — phil(:
- If someone broke into my house at night my ninja turtles would come to life to protect me.— blip
- I used to wonder that if man wanted to reach the stars in rockets, why didn't he just go up at night? Duh!!!— albinoavenger
- I used to think that the line in the song "Life in the Fast Lane" was "Fights in the Bat Plane".Anon