One time I went to the doctor to get a shot, and the shot was in my butt. Of course I kicked and screamed for quite awhile, and he put a little round band-aid on it. The worst part, though, was that I couldn't poop until the band-aid came off because I thought that if I did it would come out the other "hole" in my butt. I was pretty excited and relieved when it was finally 'healed.'
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to think that my belly button was where I was once shot and that the navel was a healed up bullet hole— Tony
- i used to think that your butt cheeks is where your poop was stored. Anon
- I used to believe that a cat's butt hole was on the tip of his tail.— PANTS
- I used to believe that guns shot out blood because everytime somebody shot a gun in a movie you saw blood.Anon
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- i used to believe the song "band on the run" was "band on the rug"— someone