When I was small, my father and I passed a massage parlor. I read the sign and informed my father that when I grew up, I would go to massage parlors all the time because I really liked massages. He laughed for a while, then explained that people go to a masseuse for a massage, not a massage parlor.
A childhood belief about in the street
others believed things like this
- I used to think that when I moved the mouse around on the mouse pad, I was giving the computer a massage.Anon
- I used to think that we were breaking a law every time my mom passed a "Do Not Pass" sign on the road. — Kyra
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- A billboard sign read: Moonshine kills.
I thought being caught outside by the moon would kill me. Humph.Anon