As a child I confused both my parents by asking what Bee Car Bon It Tee was?
Now I am older I know it as Bicarbonate.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- My older sister used to tell me that ants were bees. My mom was very confused when I refused to go outside.— Paulette
- As a small child I always confused someone being unconcious with someone being dead.— Rick
- I used to think that 'Child Locking' only worked on children and that older people could still open the door.— Anonymous Whistleblower
- that as I grew up, my parents would "grown down," then I would be the Mom and Mom would be my child.Anon
- When I was a child I used to believe that my parents WERE superheroes at night.
Anon - When I was a child, I used to believe my parents were superheroes, like the fairly oddparents!Anon