once when i was little, my mom decided to give me and my little brother a bath. i looked down at him, and looked down at me, and thought that my parents had cut off my penis. i was so stupid ._.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My mom said she had eyes in the back of her head. I looked and looked, but never found them.Anon
- a blowjob is were a girl blew ur penis up after sex.......stupid i know.— james
- As my parents had given me a name, I thought that it was up to me to give them names tooAnon
- I thought god looked like the face on the play-doh can!— Jonathan Franz
- I thought God looked a little like Newman from SeinfeldAnon
- I thought that God looked like the Statue of Liberty.— R*