When I was little my older brother told me that mayonnaise was pus from chicken tumors!
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- I used to think people were made of dirt and mayonnaise. I kind of rememeber picking this up at church.— julia
- My brother told me that I would turn into a boy when I got older. It made me cry.— Sarah
- I used to believe that if you buried a chicken bone in the backyard it would grow a chickenAnon
- I used to eat doggy chocs until my older brother told me that if I did I would have puppies.— EG
- My mum told my older brother that dogs weren't allowed in London.— Fiz
- When I was very small. by older brother told me that if I "Kissed my own elbow, I would turn into a boy."Anon