This girl in my cousin's class was obsessed with chocolate. There was this condom machine in the changing rooms at the swimming pool and it was sponsored by some chocolate company. the girl thought it was chocolate and bought some!!!
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- When I was a small girl, I used to believe black men had fallen into chocolate. — elodie, French student in eighth grade
- I used to believe that chocolate milk came from chocolate cows.— Scott
- Thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.— Patti
- When I was younger, I thought that coke tasted like chocolate.— Ann