I used to make up jokes when I was very young, that were really stupid but for some reason i thought were hilarious. My favorite went like this:
Q: Why did the fish go into the oven?
A: Because it was wearing sunscreen!
(I know, I know...)
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe you could pour lemonade in a pan, put it in the oven and make lemonade cake.— wumpmugg
- I used to believe that wearing a bra that was too small would make my boobs get smaller.— Aretia
- At a young age I couldn't imagine how people without glasses could marry the ones wearing them. — Ana
- I used to believe that a fish cake was a fish in sponge and coated in icing. I believed this until I was 9.Anon
- i used to beleive the ice cream man was a fish man - becuase i hated fish.— jordan
- Burned fish fingers ment the fish was from the black sea.Anon