I use to think golf courses were called "golf courts." My dad went on jury duty once and my mom told me he was going to court. I thought that meant he was staying out of work to go play golf.
A childhood belief about sport

others believed things like this
- my sister told me that bunkers on golf courses were for children to play in while their dads played golf.— Julie
- I used to belive that the Gulf war was actually the Golf war and the people hit each other with golf clubs...— golfgirl
- I used to think that water towers were giant golf tees.— adam
- I always thought that "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees was sung by Aretha Franklin.Anon
- Whenever my fingers wrinkled from staying in the pool too long, I thought I was aging faster.— The Mortal Elf
- When my parents would tell me they were going to Miami I'd ask "How long are you staying in Yourami"?— Christy F