I used to call farts, hearts which my parents thought was really cute. They never corrected me and I could tell them in public, "I hearted" and it never was rude
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- Because i could not see them, i thought my farts came out as green bubblesAnon
- I held my breath near cemeteries because I thought it would be rude to inhale spirits. Anon
- When I was little I used to think that women had two hearts - one inside each breast.— Rick
- I used to think that artichokes were animals because my mother said we were eating artichoke hearts. Anon
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh