when i was little, i had an imaginary friend named Liza. one day, i was in the car with my mom and dad when i said, "mommy, Liza just called me an asshole." oops
(she really did! i swear!)
A childhood belief about imaginary friends

others believed things like this
- I used to have an imaginary friend named Mr. Nobody. He would protect me from my imaginary enemy, Bad Elmer.— Kdees
- when i was growing up i had two imaginary friends. One was named Jennifer, the other was named Onion.— Tessica
- When I was six I had an imaginary friend named Binky. When I was seven my dad ran over Binky with the car.— Shadia Granger-Malfoy
- When I was little, my dad had a friend named Scott. I thought my dad's friend was the king of Scotland— Uhhh....
- My brother was terrorised by an imaginary charecter called anorak doo-dah— Corin
- my aunt used to have an imaginary friend who instead of having blood had 7-up in her veins.Anon