i used to secretly think that numbers were rally letters dressed up to disguise themselves
A childhood belief about counting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that numbers had gender, that the odd numbers were boys and even numbers were girls. — Evelyn
- i used to believe that a volcano was an upside-down UFO in disguise— Sally
- i used to believe that my dog was really a cat in disguise trying to get information on the dog empire!— strange and used to be stupid
- I used to believe that eye-lash curlers were eye-ball eating aliens in disguise— Eliza
- I used to believe that they secretly had school on holidays and that I was the only one who didn't know.Anon
- Numbers went up to 100 then restarted at zero.Anon