When I was a kid I thought there was a hole in my clit and that's where the penis would go! I used to worry about how painful it would be...
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- i used to believe that you could breath through the the hole in the end of your penis when you were swimming.Anon
- I thought that to breastfeed, a woman had to poke a hole in her nipple (like the hole in a bottle nipple).— Imani B.
- I thought my parents had written "Don't Worry, Be Happy".Anon
- I used to beleive that a catacism(spelling?) was an extremely painful Christian version of a bris.— Mike
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon