When my son was 5, we were on a trip and the song A Horse With No Name by America was playing on the radio. My son was in the back seat singing "Ive been through the desert on a horse with no legs" instead of, "I've been through the desert on horse with no name"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song "Walk this way" by Arosmith went horse and sleigh insted of singing walk this way.— Derek
- a donkey is just a small horse.Anon
- I used to think that beer was horse pee. Probably because that's what my mom told me...— Kara
- When I was three I used to believe that cow and horse are wife and husband.— xenia
- I used to think giraffes were a type of horse— Crocotta1
- I was always told that beer was made from horse pee.— Just me