When I was little, my parents, rather than giving me the stork line, told me that they found me while dropping off garbage at the dump. They said seagulls and rats were taking care of this fat naked baby who lived in a pile of garbage, and my mom made my dad consent to bring it home. I believe that...to this day, actually, because the alternative is nasty.
A childhood belief about reproduction
others believed things like this
- Lightning and thunder were produced at the garbage dump.— penny
- i used to believe that a monster lived in the garbage disposal. i would never go near the sink— Whitney
- My grandma told me that if I misbehaved, the men in the garbage truck would take me away forever.— Anika
- Skunks smell bad because they eat garbage.— Isabel
- I used to want to be a garbage man when I was older because I belived they only worked one day a week— Oscar the Grouch
- I used to believe there was a Russian Leader named Garbage Trough and an Arabian named Are A FatAnon