When I first started going to church with my mother, I was too short to see over the seats in front of me to the altar. When the mass started, I couldn't tell where the voice was coming from! I honestly thought it was the voice of God speaking to us from the loudspeakers on the walls. I thought it was funny that God sounded a lot like Father Joyce....
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time?? - I used to believe the angels were in the speakers at church because of the loud female voice singing.Anon
- i didn't beleive this, but a kid my sister knew thought if he screamed in a really high voice, he ran faster.Anon
- I thought my age started at 4, because I couldn't recall any mention of my age before.Anon
- That if a pig loses its voice, it's disgruntled.Anon
- I used to sing at the top of my voice "OLD GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"— claire