i used to believe that the bits in your vagina where a growing penis, i wondered why my brother had got his so early......
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina— Angela
- i used to think that having sex was licking the persons vagina or penis until u got tiredAnon
- My brother used to tell me that the squidgy bits in mushroom soup were owl guts!— Kirsten
- I used to think that growing pains meant that a tomato plant was growing in your stomach.— Annette
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon