i used to belive that there were monsters under my bed and if i farted to loud they would wake up and get really angry and eat me so i used to try to make my farts really silent, wierd....
A childhood belief about under my bed

others believed things like this
- i used to belive when i farted green gas came out my bum— daniel rowan
- I used to belive that when u burped,u farted thru your mouth.
— John - i used to belive if you swallowed gum and then farted, you would blow a gum bubble with your butt.Anon
- I used to beleieve that farts can make you float.— I beleieve I can fly.....
- I used to beleve when i was 4 that the flush on the toilet was to wake up toilet monsters.— Millie
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon