when iwas about 1o i used to notice that when i was cold my nipples got bigger they started to get smaller i used to think that they were breathing and if i lay on themi would crush their heart and they would die so i never layed on them again
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- iwas told that if u cry on your birthday you would not get any bigger 4 a whole year— steve
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops
- i used to believe when iwas young that during periods, one bleeds through thier breastsAnon
- I used to think that when people had heart attacks someone came and stabbed their heartAnon
- Don't Laugh Guys But I Used To Believe Mommy Layed An Egg And Then I Was Born— KellGirl
- My partner's Mum thought that pigs layed sausages just like chickens lay eggs.— Bunny