when i was in the fourth grade, i knew that blow jobs and giving head were the same thing, but i had no idea what that was. so i naturally assumed that it was when you blew on someones head...
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I used to think blow jobs were when you held a penis and blew on it. Of course this was when I was 12.— Marisa
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- We put food in our mouths, so naturally I believed my stomach was in my head.— Timb
- I used to believe that when people got shot in the head that their heads would blow up. — Emily
- I used to think that blow-jobs happened when you got fired from a job— MeGaN
- I thought if i picked my nose too many times, my head would blow up.— i m a moron