When i was little i used to believe iif you pooped in a port-a-potty (portable restroom) a zombie mummy would come up and try to eat you!!! i still don't like port-a potties, i don't like'em at all...
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- I believed the urinals in port-o-potties were sinks.Anon
- I used to believe that "pork chops" were called "port chops", and came from the left side of the pig.Anon
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- That there was a zombie living behind the bathtub in the upstairs bathroom.Anon
- I used to belive that zombie hands would burst trough the floor and grab my ankles.Anon
- I used to believe that if you ate while going to the restroom, you would die. — Patrick H Wright