I thought that farts were invented one day by my parents when I was about three for the sake of my own amusement. I really thought that before this moment there had been no such thing.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- i used to think before clocks were invented, there was no such thing as time— nathan t
- Because i could not see them, i thought my farts came out as green bubblesAnon
- I thought Napoleon invented linoleum.— Steve Murphy
- Maryland was actually a huge amusement park, i.e. Merry-Land, like Disneyland. — Julianne
- I thought that some animals had just been "invented" recently (like within the last 50 years or so)— Makron
- I thought that Devil's food cake was invented by Satanists!— Dietrich Corby