I told anyone who would listen that a certain part of my anatomy was called a "pagina" and anyone who thought it started with a "v" instead had been sadly misinformed.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Until I was ten or eleven I thought a vagina was a "pagina" Anon
- When I first saw a picture of the human anatomy, I thought the brain was really snot.Anon
- When I was little *I thought that if I dressed in all white I would become invisible.Sadly,I wasn't.XP— Kiki
- when I was little my uncle told me he was part bear. I believed people could be part bear until I was twelve. — Audrey
- Up until the age of six, i sadly did not know that birds had feet. Anon
- When I first started learning to read I was convinced that vowels were called barnacles.— Andy Howell