When I was not yet tall enough to see over the people in front of me at church, I used to believe that it was God actually giving mass into a loudspeaker. When I eventually grew taller, I thought our preist was God's substitue, because he had to be at other churches on Sunday.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- When i was about 4 or 5, for the longest time, i believed that the preist of our church was god.— hunnybee
- My dad told me that playing basketball makes you taller. Basketball players are tall, so I believed him.Anon
- I used to believe that all churches were built by God rather than by people.— Andrea
- i used to think water towers were houses for really tall people. I thought they had big heads to.— Alyssa
- That everyone had the same amount of skin and that short people were fat and tall people were skinny.Anon
- I used to believe that the sun shone brighter on a Sunday! Sunday in all languages is named after the Sun!!!— Vasu Moses