I used to believe the abbreviation lb. stood for a unit of measurement called an "ilible". So, I'd be at the grocery store with my mom thinking we were getting 2 "ilibles" of something.
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the abbreviation lb (for pounds) stood for Lilla-blams (like Kilograms)— Jake
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky
- I thought brown paper grocery bags would fit more than plastic grocery bags.Anon
- i used to believe (because my dad told me so) that AM stood for "awful music" and FM stood for "fine music"— skydvgrl
- i used to believe A.D. stood for "after dinosaurs".— Jennifer
- i used to think that shtml stood for
"sh*tmail".— anonymous