I used to believe that if I farted enough, that the vampires and monsters in my closet wouldnt want to come out and eat me, because I was smelly.
I also thought if I was super messy, then they wouldnt want to eat me. Gee how cool was I? Dirty messy room, full of farts. Hey I never got eaten though!
A childhood belief about in my closet
others believed things like this
- I legitmately thought that my mom wouldnt be able to read my diary if I wrote it pig latin!— Ashley
- When I was little, I thought that Water Towers were full of dirty laundry. Why? I dont know.Anon
- One day i told my mom that i wouldnt pick my nose until the boogers made it look like i was a walrus— Lotta Thang
- My auntie was told by her husband that glacia cherries were made of seaweed, she wouldnt eat them for years. — emma
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- i believed that if you farted too much in a room and you were to light a flame your house would blow up— the nuclear fart