i remember when i was about 4, i was taking a bath with my 2 yr. old sister, and my sister grabbed my "weinie". i said to her, don't touch mine, you'll grow one later. My mom corrected me, but i still didn't get it.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- My sister told me not to touch hail stones because they were radioactive. — Mary K
- I'm autistic, and I used to believe taking some of my sister's food while she was eating it was sharing.Anon
- I used to think a mustache grew out of your nose hairs. I tried to let mine grow, but it didn't work. — Barry
- My sister used to believe that mayonaise made your breast grow.— Honey
- My sister ate fish food one day and she was convinced that she was going to grow scales— leohauoli