When i was about 13, my grandmother was visiting us, and it just happened to coincide with my mother asking me to go hang a load of wash out on the clothesline. I was baffled when I picked up my dad's jockstrap.. I was convinced that it must be one of my grandmother's bras.. and she must have been born single (center) breasted. It was several more years before i figured out what it actually was.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think the Senior Center was where all the high school seniors got to hang out and cut class— Jordan
- My Grandmother once told me she could unscrew her feet. I believed that for years.— Andy Bettison
- i used to think my grandmother's actual name was Gramma!— el kristadore!
- My grandmother used to tell me that thunder was the angels bowling.— laf
- I used to think that my grandmother was a pioneer from the covered wagon days.— jasonchic
- I thought I would fall through the cracks in my grandmother's deck.— Hannah