I used to think that my penis got big because i did something bad, and that everyone could see it and they stared at me.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I also used to think if you stared at a mantis you would be paralyzed forever.
— inma d - I USED TO BELIEVE THAT IF YOU STARED AT A PERSON, THEY COULD NOT TELL YOU WERE STARING AT THEM. PRETTY STUPIDAnon
- I used to think that if you stared real hard at the wind, you could see the angels.— Bradon
- i used to think if you stared long enough at the sun (until it looked blue) you could kill it— sean