I remember the day when my friend Jason told our 4th grade teacher that his mom had just "bought a new vulva." (he meant to say volvo....)
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- I remember once a friend of mine told me that when ever you hold in your pee it would make your balls stronger— Zao
- im grade 2, my teacher said that she was 2000 years old and i belived her— ---pepsi---
- i beleived that when someone bought a new house, they would swap with the person they bought it from— c
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen