When I was about 3 or 4 years old, I thought that assault and battery happened when salt was poured on a battery. My lawyer wife loves this.
A childhood belief about criminals
others believed things like this
- I thought that veruca salt was green salt— Ninny
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- I used to think that salt grew on salt trees.Anon
- I used to think that if a lawyer lost his case, he had to go to jail with his client.Anon
- I thought that the jetstream from planes was white paint. Which was constantly poured out from the plane.— Tore
- I used to believe when a person was convicted of a crime and sent to prison, his lawyer went to prison, too.— Tara