Last week, a boy blew up a condom on the school bus home, he brought it downstairs and gave it to one of the younger kids.
He took it thinking it was a normal balloon. When he saw the lubrication, he thought it was spilt milk on the balloon. He is rather fond of milk, so he licked it off.
He looked round at me and my friends with a screwed up look on his face, then asked 'Why does this milk taste so discusting!?'
All of us were in knots of laughter, then took the rest of the bus journey to explain the whole story of what the 'balloon' was and what it was used for. He was extrememly embarrassed when he found out it was lubrication he had licked!
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- i used to think chocolate milk came from brown cows and normal milk came from white cows Anon
- When we were little my sister thought if you mixed cow’s milk and water you’d get goat’s milkAnon
- that black women breastfed chocolate milk instead of white milkAnon
- I used to beleive that milk bottles were filled with milk, directly from the cow's udder.Anon
- I used to believe that brown cows gave chocolate milk, and that white cows gave white milk.— James
- I used to believe I could milk dogs like the cows. This was because I saw a nurse milk his cow.— Laurent and Alexis, French students in eighth grade