this wasn't mine, but my uncle's.
in the 50's when he, the first-born of the family, was about 5 years old, my grandparents hired
a painter to paint a picture of him. because all people in the portraits he had seen during his short life were
already dead, he thought that being painted meant always getting killed. if I remember correctly he
had the most creepiest thought that portraits in general were made OUT OF PEOPLE.
when the day of the artist's arrival came closer, my lil' uncle became more and more depressed.
my grandparents were naturally excited about this whole project and counted days
as my uncle grew more and more anxious. finally, he burst into tears and
sobbed " please, mom and dad, I don't want to die...".
well, the things were sorted out and explained to him finally, the painting completed
and the dreaded portrait still hangs on his wall.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
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- Thunder was my dead uncle in heaven playing a round of bowling with God.— Mike
- this guy i used to go to school with thought that Ned Kelly was his uncleAnon
- my uncle got sent to prison on the Isle of Wight. I thought that he had been sent into exile.— nns
- I thought Oklahoma was named after my Uncle Homer. (Pre-Simpsons)Anon
- When my favorite Uncle died, I thought if I stared at him in his coffin he would open his eyes and be alive.— Cindy