When I was about 7 I thought that boys could not wee if they sat down and that is why they stood up!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I thought that since boys stood up to pee, they could stand up to poop.— Lacey
- i used to believe (because my dad told me so) that AM stood for "awful music" and FM stood for "fine music"— skydvgrl
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I used to believe the Beastie Boys were a boy band. Well, the name sounds similar to Backstreet Boys!Anon
- When I was little, I thought that if you stood behind the TV, you could see your insides on the screen.— C.W.
- I thought that I could get a suntan if I stood really close to a fire for long enough.— Mat