Everytime my dad farted he used to blame it on those damn ducks. My naive brothers and I believed my dad and everytime we heard him fart, we tried to find the ducks before they got away.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I believed they put heated coils in lakes for the ducks to swim in the wintertime.Anon
- i belived that ducks would take over the worldAnon
- I thought ducks couldn't fly - thats why they swam.— G
- I used to believe that dumplings were made from baby ducks. — Sarah
- When I was little, I had tiny toes and beleived that ducks mistook them for kernels of corn and eat them.— Seguin
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo