I thought the Election Day was a holiday of having sex with someone you love. I misunderstood that holiday as Erection Day.
A childhood belief about politics

others believed things like this
- I used to think my birthday was a holiday everybody celebrated ]w]— Rin
- I used to believe Turkey day was a Turkish holiday. Then why are we celebrating it in America?— Lecia
- I used to think my birthday was a national holiday and the whole world celebrated it— アノン
- I used to think being on holiday meant that you were moving house temporarily, like with a change of address.Anon
- I thought the holiday was called "Merrychristmas" so I would tell people "happy merrychristmas"Anon
- I used to believe that the loser of the Presidential election became the VICE President. — AirInSea