I babysit this little boy (about 5)and he was looking at my chest one day. After staring for a few awkward moments, he said, "What are those cushions on your chest?" "Well they're things only girls get." "You mean I'll never get them...." He then looked very dissappointed. "I want them, becuase I fall a lot, and they would make it hurt less. Accept I would DEFINETELY want mine to be bigger than yours." I tried acceptionally hard not to laugh.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to think that if a gorilla pounded its chest it liked you.Anon
- i used to believe that a mortgage was a big pirates chest that my mom and dad used to keep in the attic. — lou
- My grandad used to tell me that if i ate tripe, then it would put hairs all over my chest Anon
- I used to think that if a women had a large chest she had babies inside them.— Emily
- My mum always told me to stop chewing my hair or else i would get a hairy chest! hee, hee! x— Kirsty
- I used to think that hiccups were caused by a frog in my chest who would jump and croak.— Elizabeth