My uncle convinced me that elevator doors wouldn't reopen until a crew of men quickly changed all the furniture.
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- I used to believe nude furniture was ,furniture with pictures of naked people on them.— Bethany Mote
- My uncle convinced me that if you ate octopus, the suckers on the tentacles would suck your tongue out— Minnie
- I use to think i heart attack was when you got stuck in an elevator. I have no idea how i came to believe thisAnon
- I thought Aerosmith's 'Love in an Elevator' was 'Loving a man like Victor'.— Tracy Miller
- My mum used to tell me that thunder was god re-arranging the furniture.— Dale
- I used to believe when it thundered that god was moving his furniture around.— Debra Mcewan