In the eponymous song by Cliff Richard, the line goes, 'It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore.' I always thought: "Who's Howie?"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought that Little Richard was Cliff Richards younger brother— adam
- I thought the Virgin Islands were owned by Richard Branson until I was 24. — LJ
- I used to wonder why fortune cookies never predicted something bad like "you will fall off a cliff"— Izual
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- I used to think that the song"Stayin Alive" said "Staying In Line" like at school when I was little. — MacKenzie
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo