when i was a little kid, I thought the song "Afternoon Delight" was about a picnic. I still remember sitting in the back of my parent's Chevy Nova, singing "skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight!" Years later when I heard it again I was SHOCKED at it's real meaning!!!!
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- Drinking exactly 3 litres of sunny delight made you turn orange.Anon
- That "This morning" was "The Smorning"
And "This afternoon" was "The Safternoon"
Yeah....Anon - I used to believe that when the sky was pink, late at the afternoon, the angels made cookies!— Bella
- I used to think that "mourning doves" were called afternoon doves starting at noon!
— Megaroo - When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- Remember the old Tubes song "White Punks on Dope". Thought they were singing "White Folks are Dumb"
— WailerMan