When I was 11, I thought that as soon as a man became aroused, semen came out all the time until he wasnt aroused anymore! This is what a boy at school told me!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that being "horny" meant you were aroused by the sound of a bike horn. Anon
- I thought that Siemens was a factory where they manufacture semen for the bodies.Anon
- I used to think that spam was semen so I was very confused when people talked about buying it in tins.— EB
- as a kid, i was told by my older cousins that i wasnt human until i turned 7 years old.— twk
- When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.— Dana
- I didn't quite grasp the concept of time zones, and thought that Chinese kids went to school at night.— Giselle