When I was 5 I threw a screeming fit on the interstate in the back seat of our car. I wanted my mother to pull over immediately because I saw a billboard sign that said "Jim's Body Shop". When she asked why I wanted to go to the body shop, I answered, "Because I want to see the dead bodies."
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- A billboard sign read: Moonshine kills.
I thought being caught outside by the moon would kill me. Humph.Anon - I used to think that "extra body" shampoo meant you could use the runoff suds to clean your body.— Christy
- I used to believe that a funeral organist was the person who collected the body parts of the deadAnon
- I used to believe it was illegal to shop at Goodwill unless you were poor.— Aretia
- I used to think that a strip mall was where you shop naked.— WD
- I used to believe that when people died, their bodies would immediately turn in to a skeleton— fv