i always slept on the top bunk of our bunkbed when i wuz little, so i used to believe that there were little goblins underneath the bed. so i always hurried up the ladder as fast as i could and hurried under the covers before they could grab my feet and pull me under.
A childhood belief about under my bed

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you slept with the covers covering your neck, vampires couldn't bite you. — Moot
- I always had to sleep with my feet under the covers or else speed racer would drive over them.Anon
- When i was little, i believed that if you slept with socks on, your feet would fall off.Anon
- I believed I could tap dance by moving my feet real fast. — Aussie
- I used to think that the expression "The former or the latter?" was actually "The farmer or the ladder?" — Fitzwilliam
- I used to believe that if you jumped off the top of a bunk bed, you'd magically gain superpowers.Anon