There's a line in the Michael Jackson / Paul McCartney song that goes like this "Say, Say, Say what you want, but don't play games with my affection". My younger sister used to think it went: "Say, Say, Say what you want, but don't be afraid of my complexion".
Ironic, given Jackson's "complexion" these days!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- i used to believe i looked exactly like michael jackson when he dance - when i was jumping.— sandy.
- I used to believe that Michael Jackson and Nancy Kerrigan were the same person. No idea why.— Diana
- I used to believe Michael Jackson, Ozzy Osbourne, and Marilyn Manson were women.— TRANSGENDER
- I watched a Michael Jackson music video with my brother, and we were convinced he was a woman.— Adrian