When I was little, I thought that when I reach my mom's age, I had to call her something else besides 'mom'. I went up to her and asked her "mom, what do i call you when i'm older?"
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- I used to call croutons "concretes" because they were so crunchy, I thought they were made of concrete.— Scary Dream
- i thought that soft drinks in America would explode in a person's mouth bocause they call it 'pop'.— Aussie!
- I used to believe that an oncologist was an "on-call-ogist"Anon
- I used to call the shoulder of the road, the elbow.Anon
- I used to call the rays of light from the sun "sun BEANS". That's what it sounded like to me.Anon
- i used to think that the word 'clothes' was the plural for 'clo.' so i'd call a sock or a shirt a clo. — jessimocha