When we were at a church meeting and they would talk about 'satellite schools' I thought that 'satellite schools' were schools where you learn how to operate a satellite dish.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I thought that the newsreaders on satellite TV lived in the satellites.— Mat
- I used to think that satellites were launched from satellite dishes.— Mike
- I once asked my mom when our cat would learn how to talk.— jenny zych
- I used to believe that if you had an animal listen to classical music, it'd eventually learn how to talk.Anon
- I used to believe that the meat dish 'tripe' was lion.— Kent
- that the chinese dish Hunan beef was really made from humans. To this day, I have never ordered it. — kristen